Sunday, June 10, 2012

Whale Warz

Hey Midwestern farmers, those UFOs you spotted last week might have actually been government drones spying on you! They must ensure you do not disobey the new dung regulations. The EPA has decided to start a War On Biology and now regulates where cattle can crap. Evidentially a cow patty or two made its way to a river and all of a sudden the feces brigade is patrolling the skies.

Forget the constitutional implications, I am outraged that the EPA isn’t doing more. I am sick and tired of whales defecating in our oceans! The EPA needs to immediately launch a submarine fleet and systematically destroy ANY creature producing excrement in our glorious waterways.

The undignified citizenry peeing in the pool must become a thing of the past. For generations toddlers, tweens and socialists have freely liberated their bladders in swimming pools nation wide. This indignation must be immediately and forcefully corrected. I DEMAND the EPA install underwater cameras and urine censors in all recreational swimming facilities. Additionally, We must subject all citizens entering pools to CT scans; it is imperative we keep those with small bladders and colon disease out

And finally, something must be done about those disgusting, disgraceful, unseemly, salmon in Alaska. These vile fish have the nerve to mate in OUR Rivers! How dare these cretins of the currents make sweet aquatic love, and God forbid give birth in America's rivers. I am formally calling on the EPA to partner with Planned Parenthood and caviar chefs worldwide to mandate and carry out forced aquatic abortions. Furthermore, the National Institute for Science must quickly clone thousands of bears; without natural predators these disgusting fish will continue to spawn.

Friends, without these drastic measures our civilization will crumble into an abyss of sewage and dysentery. Join me in my call to action and free our society from the grip of biology!

I’m Shane Wright and I’m changing the world, one outburst at a time!

Friday, June 8, 2012

I got goose bumps, you will too.

I am not going to waste your time by asking you to read a flowery introduction to this audio. Find 13 minutes and enjoy. The great part comes at the end but it is imperative to listen and follow the entire call or the ending wont make sense.

Greatest Boortz Moment in years.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Join The Resistance

Resist 44 is launching in just a few days! We are dedicated to winning the social media war this election cycle and energizing the youth vote! Find us at and follow us at @Resist_44 ! Will you join the resistance?

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Repeal, but don't Replace!

American politicians are fundamentally misguided, across both parties and at every level, from local municipalities to Capitol Hill. Our politicians believe they are hired by the people to legislate for the people, therefore these politicians measure their success by how much legislation and regulation they are able to pass. This must change; we must disassociate the passage of legislation to success as a politician. More laws and additional regulations are only harming Americans. This nation needs bold leaders who are willing to go against the status quo and fight to repeal burdensome rules. It is essential that we as citizens end the culture of forcing officials to justify their existence by the number of laws they write, I am more inclined to vote for a do nothing politician than an individual who’s only goal is to churn out new government policy.

I believe that we as citizens are capable of making the best decisions for our own lives, I don’t need a politician to tell me what type of light bulb I should buy, I don’t need some government official to tell me what sort of toilet I can and cannot put in my home. I certainly don’t need the President to use the police power of government to force me to purchase a product. These laws and regulations only serve to restrict individual freedoms. Each new regulation, harmless as it may seem further tightens the noose around the neck of the people’s liberty.

Join me in advocating that our representatives put down the pen and pull out the shredder. If government legislators and regulators would stand aside and allow the people to function free of their senseless shackles this Nation would find new life and be rejuvenated by a fresh breath of freedom. 

Sunday, February 19, 2012

An Unfortunate Reality, Obama's Fairness Doctrine

The concept of fairness in America has been horribly and tragically distorted under the Obama administration.  President Obama and his left wing counterparts have spent the last three years screaming from the mountaintops that the “Rich” need to pay their fair share.  Time and time again President Obama has had the audacity to pursue an economic policy agenda that creates a mythical sense of economic fairness instead of legitimate economic stability. Logic, history, and reason be damned, this administration seeks to redistribute the wealth and punish the evil and villainous rich no matter what the consequences may be.

President Obama’s definition of fairness is fiscal equality; that my friends is flawed logic. This administration seeks to manufacture fiscal fairness by lowering the ceiling to raise the floor.  Punishing the successful does nothing to help the unsuccessful, it in fact harms them by taking liquid cash out of the marketplace. If your house were on fire would you want the firefighters to come put your house out, or light every house in the neighborhood on fire to establish a sense of equality? This is essentially what the Obama administration is attempting to do. In lieu of actually developing sound economic policy and creating jobs, the liberals seek to punish the wealthy in a veiled attempt to appease the poor and make them feel better. That’s Obama’s flawed and dangerous definition of fairness.

The beautiful thing about America is everyone has opportunity if they choose to pursue it. I do understand that the playing field is not even, however nowhere on earth is there ever an even playing field. The “Equal Playing Field” concept is an abstract utopian idea that does not account for familial and generational success; it is unrealistic to assume that each generation will destroy its wealth instead of passing it on to the next. A great motivator of mankind is working to better the lives of those to come. The “Equal Playing Field” rhetoric discounts the very nature of who we are as a people.

Nevertheless, in the United States everyone is at least able to climb the proverbial ladder to success. Every citizen and most residents have access to public education. Although public schools systems vary in quality, all schools are held to a minimum standard by federal and state organizations. Even a student in the most disadvantaged, downtrodden area is still afforded the opportunity to succeed. The unfortunate reality is that some individuals must work harder to climb the ladder than others but the opportunity to climb still exists. It is of great importance that we remember nowhere in the Constitution are we guaranteed the right to an easy climb. I understand overcoming difficult circumstances is often arduous, tedious, tiresome and grueling. However, if an individual fails to graduate high school, fails to enroll in a GED program or vocational school, fails to join the military, fails to apply for Pell grants or subsidized education assistance, and fails to utilize job training programs, taxpayers and society should not be held liable for their lack of motivation.

I used to volunteer at a homeless shelter in Atlanta. During that time I had the pleasure of witnessing individuals go from homeless with no education, to earning their GED, or in some cases, even graduating college. Overcoming difficult circumstances is possible; all it takes is work ethic, desire to succeed, dedication and determination. No nation can promise easy access to prosperity but here, everyone has access to acquire the tools necessary for success.

Furthermore, if an individual finds himself or herself in a difficult life situation, be it a drug addiction, alcoholism, or even an unplanned pregnancy, society should not be held liable for circumstances they created for themselves. This great land is full of opportunity; if an individual fails to attain success it is his or her own fault. This is a nation where personal responsibility trumps all else. I have worked long and hard to set myself up for success and I should not be punished for someone else’s failure to do the same. The United States is filled with charitable organizations that exist to catch individuals when they fall and get them back on their feet. Americans give more to charity than any other people group on the planet. If someone does not seek help they have made a conscious decision to fail, as sad and unfortunate as that is, taxpayers should not be held liable for their mistakes.

Friends we must not fall into the trap of President Obama’s Fairness Doctrine. We should be proud of our successes and not made to feel guilty for the fruits of our labor. We must rise up and speak out against the senseless entitlement programs that enslave the unsuccessful. So long as we continue to give handouts we will never inspire the impoverished to better their situation. We must make living on welfare uncomfortable in order to motivate entitlement recipients to seek education and work. If President Obama and his cronies spent their time educating and inspiring the lower class instead of punishing and lambasting the upper class, America would slowly begin to resemble the great country we once were. A country of prosperity and opportunity rather than a country plagued by the class warfare this administration so ardently seeks to create. That sounds fair to me.

I’m Shane Wright, and I’m changing the world, one outburst at a time.